I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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