Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
