People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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