NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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