please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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