Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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