is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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