You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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