i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
was it more than 30 minutes?
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then you're in a relationship
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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