i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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