I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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