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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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