I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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