His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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