you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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