Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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