Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Sponge bath it is.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
