"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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