so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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