my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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