So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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