Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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