Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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