Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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