and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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