Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
