Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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