Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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