her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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