Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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