They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
