Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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