have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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