The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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