I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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