it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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