Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I think my moral compass just broke
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