Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
