I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish i was in the wii world.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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