I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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