Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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