He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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