You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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