at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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