How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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