scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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