Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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