Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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