YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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