yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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