Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
