ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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