watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You made out with two different species that night
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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