I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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