Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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