Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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