So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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