Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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